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I would really like to be able to play these fantasies out, but I know nothing of the feasibility. An Enlarging Problem There’s nothing you can do to make your dick big-ger. Pills only waste your money, pumps only bruise your dick. (Yes, a pump can make your dick look a little bigger, temporarily, but your temporarily bigger dick will also be a whole lot softer , and what’s the use of that?) Your only options for safely exploring your big-dick fantasies are strap-ons and “cock extenders,” i.e., hollow dildos that a guy can wear on his dick. You’ll find a nice selection of cock extenders at tinyurl.com/cockextend. Finally, I trust that you stop when your girlfriend — or any woman — says, “Stop!” unless you and your partner have agreed to a safe word that (1) isn’t “stop” but means “stop” and (2) allows her scream, “Stop!” to her heart’s content. I agree with almost everything you say, Dan, but I have one complaint: You have made several com-ments over the years bashing meth users! 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It’s the domination and dirty-talk aspects of big-dick porn that turn me on, i.e., hearing a woman say things like “That’s huge!” “Stop!” “You’re too big for me!” I’m not too bad off down there, but I want more. Significantly more. Do you have any recommendations on enlargement techniques? Pumps, pills, whatever? I have a partner who is sub and very GGG. I would really like to be able to play these fantasies out, but I know nothing of the feasibility.<br /> <br /> An Enlarging Problem <br /> <br /> There’s nothing you can do to make your dick bigger. Pills only waste your money, pumps only bruise your dick. (Yes, a pump can make your dick look a little bigger, temporarily, but your temporarily bigger dick will also be a whole lot softer, and what’s the use of that?) Your only options for safely exploring your bigdick fantasies are strap-ons and “cock extenders,” i.e., hollow dildos that a guy can wear on his dick. You’ll find a nice selection of cock extenders at tinyurl.com/cockextend. <br /> <br /> Finally, I trust that you stop when your girlfriend — or any woman — says, “Stop!” unless you and your partner have agreed to a safe word that (1) isn’t “stop” but means “stop” and (2) allows her scream, “Stop!” to her heart’s content.<br /> <br /> I agree with almost everything you say, Dan, but I have one complaint: You have made several comments over the years bashing meth users! I know meth has a bad reputation. But people used to say that smoking pot caused insanity! Don’t believe the hype! Being a meth addict is not good, but occasional use never hurt anyone. I only do it maybe five times a year, and unlike what you see in anti-meth ads, I’m not crazy, I don’t have holes in my skin, and I’m not a junkie. Instead, I’m a straight-A female student from a wealthy suburban family. You know when I really like to get some meth? Around finals, so that I have lots of extra time to study. Stop bashing meth, Dan!<br /> <br /> Occasional Meth User <br /> <br /> Your pot analogy is a big fail: Different drugs have different risks, to say nothing of different chemical compositions and psychotropic effects. That anti-drug crusaders overstated the dangers of marijuana to advance their anti-hippie, pro-incarceration, or blatantly racist political agendas does not prove that meth is safe. Meth is highly addictive. There is such a thing as a fatal dose of meth. Abusing meth makes a person crazy and dead.<br /> <br /> “Most meth addicts started out feeling like meth was the perfect fix to a ‘problem’ like needing extra time to study,” says gay porn star Trenton Ducati. “I started out using meth ‘occasionally,’ too. Pretty much all meth users start out that way. And it’s not novel to think your life is in control, and that you’ve got it all together — everybody who gets addicted to meth thinks that.<br /> <br /> “Meth wound up taking me places that I’m sure OMU doesn’t want to go,” says Trenton. “There is just no way to use meth safely. Even if she is not willing to listen to those who’ve come before her, she could at least refrain from promoting a drug that has ruined so many lives.” (Gay-porn fans — particularly fans of behind- the-scenes pics of porn shoots — can follow Trenton Ducati on Twitter: @TrentonDucati.)<br /> <br /> E-mail Dan Savage: mail@savagelove.net @fakedansavage on Twitter The Plough And The Stars |
