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Nilsen Photography Intern Jessica Christian Multimedia Intern Andrew Lopez Center Sivananda Yoga Contributing Artists Vedanta and Photographers s a n Dobrin, f Frank r Gaglione, a n Lara c Hata, i s Fred c Noland, o Jean-Philippe Kimberly Sandie, Joseph Schell, Jamie Soja Assistant Production Manager Derek Potter One-MOnth Unlimited Layout Editor Audrey Fukuman Drop-in YOga Classes a dv E rt i s i n g ProduCtion INTRODUCTARY OFFER Production Manager Cassandra Voors The city used to be filled with piano bars, but now only one hangs on. 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